It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
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Stephen always eats his hot dogs with mayonnaise because he longs for his glory days in jail when he could score cigarettes for eating a hog
by Bill Thurston May 6, 2017
Get the Eating A Hog mug.Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 6, 2022
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'Hog riders' is another term which can be used to describe size queens.
'Hog riders' is another term which can be used to describe size queens.
Girl 1: "So what's your boyfriend like... down there?"
Girl 2: "Absolutely amazing, he's packing an absolute hog down those trousers!"
Girl 2: "Absolutely amazing, he's packing an absolute hog down those trousers!"
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