Cutthroat Hipster

A hipster that is way too hipster compared to other hipsters, therefore causing competition. Loves to talk about how hipster and "not mainstream" he/she is. Usually found in San Francisco and NYC. They have abandoned their sense of identity to fit a trend, competing to be the ultimate hipster.

Trisha is so cutthroat hipster. Yesterday she was mad because her hipster music was on pop-radio, which caused her to find new music to be more hipster than the other hipsters.

by hipster1 April 11, 2017

The Lurking Hipster

That person who's always lingering in the backround at fun events grumbling about how mainstream something has gotten instead of just enjoying themselves.

The lurking hipsters sure are plentiful at this venue.

by Mo Mouse January 17, 2019

idiot hipster

synonym for hipster douche

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.

by K Joyce January 5, 2016

hipster hotbox

noun. A room in which nerds vape together with the doors and windows shut so the room fills up with thick clouds of water vapor. Commonly used for taking selfies in the cloud, and crowd sourcing a sense of belonging and coolness.

It was a total hipster hotbox in there, I couldn't see past all the selfie sticks and water vapor.

by alexwells5000 November 18, 2015

Dripster Hipster

A rather stylish or fashionable individual, usually male. Can also just be a compliment for a cool dude.
Can be used interchangeably with the term "Drippy Hippy"
(Doesn't usually describe a hipster).

O-dog: ayo B-dog did you see John's new cut,
B-Dog: nah show us.
*shows picture of John's new cut*
B-Dog: Damn, what a Dripster Hipster.

by SickCunt2008 June 7, 2022

Hipster-tude

The attitude given by hipsters towards others due to their not being as hip as them. Most often associated with hipster bartenders.

That bartender last night was giving me so much hipster-tude

by Silver style December 11, 2016

Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.

"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.

by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016