Eli Henry

Eli Henry is the kind of guy who will always push his friends to do better in every aspect of life he’s a middle child so you know he’s gonna get that bag he wild fun and crazy but he’s freakishly smart at business not so much women tho only a strong and beautiful blond Scorpio can ground him.

That guy I met at the karate, dirtbike, paintball clue was an eli Henry kind of guy.

by EAH36 January 12, 2023

Henry

A "Henry" refers to a small skinny with a microcpenis and likes watching Gay Faggot porn during NNN while suckling on a big black cock.

i feel like a henry now because i am a gay nigger.

by Hitler_Did_Nothing _Wrong October 31, 2023

Henry

loves war he is very small and inappropriate knows a lot about guns and tanks very funny and not very smart

Jamal: where is henry?

Sarah: look down there

Jamal: hi little man

by its so true:) December 20, 2021

Henry

a "henry" takes the appearance of a dirty jew that showers once a month and has never brushed his teeth in their entire life, they are usually born from a male down sydrome midget with one arm and one eye that resembles 20% johny depp at 62 and 80% jack black in the minecraft movie

God damn it, Henry took my money again! What a fucking jew!

by yeskingmourner November 12, 2025

cleo henry

cleo henry is one gORGEOUS GAL. she's so epic and when ever you see a cleo henry, you'll know. she'll make you faint from her sexiness

person 1: she's sooo sexy
person 2: must be a cleo henry
person 1: that was my initial thought but i hadn't fainted yet so i crossed that off the list

by badassbitch69420666 November 26, 2018

Henry

People named Henry have all the best qualities. They best resemble Jeff Spicolli, Stifler, The Greek God Zeus, Ferris Bueller, and Austin Powers. They always do what is right. They are people who will ride or die for you.They like to spend their time wisely finding the best and most fun ways to make money. People named Henry are some of the smartest people you’ll ever meet, yet they do not try in school. While someone named Henry is super short, they make up for size where it counts and are extremely sexy. They get any girl they want. If you are ever lucky enough to date a Henry, he will be there for you through the good and bad, and put you before all else. Many accounts have said that the best sex they have had is with someone named Henry. People named Henry gamble like a degenerate, smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish. If your ever in a tight situation you can always rely on Henry to get you out of it. Luck always seems to be on their side. Even under immense pressure, he will never tell something you’ve told him and would never snitch. Henry’s are very witty, and this is showed when they roast others. When they are around people are laughing.

Woman 1: That guy is so seductive, he has a way with words.
Woman 2: That was Henry, but he’s not in your league.

Woman 1: He’s so hot of course he’s in my league
Woman 2: He's to good for you.

by Candice Dikphit May 20, 2019

henry cai

doesn't meet his girlfriend for years on end.

"Oh I haven't seen my girlfriend in 5 years."
"You're such a henry cai."

by doggyuwu May 24, 2021