Golden Trumpet

When a guy goes down on a girl and she queefs and pisses in his face.

It comes from the original term a "Trumpet", where the girl only queefs in the guys face.

Friend 1: "I heard that Jeff and Clara broke up last weekend."
Friend 2: Yeah, he broke up with her when she gave him a golden trumpet."

by jimmybuckets May 3, 2009

Golden Backwards Blumpkin

When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB

Damn, this Golden Backwards Blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor.

by GBBeaver December 8, 2009

Golden Blumpkin 360

A golden blumpkin 360, is when you get head while taking a shit (a blumpkin) on a golden rotating toilet. To be a real golden blumpkin 360 the toilet must be at least 18k gold, and it must make a full rotation, or 360 degrees.

I almost got a golden blumpkin 360 last night, but the toilet was out of order, and would not spin.

by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008

Golden Shower

What Tiger Woods wanted to do to Joslyn James

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
Original Tiger Woods Text Messages:
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you

- Have you ever had a GOLDEN SHOWER done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.

- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

by hobrah808 March 18, 2010

golden arches

Mc Donalds

I am hungry lets go down the Golden Arches

by Ted January 8, 2004

golden pussy sydrome

A sickness suffered by stuck up pretentious women usually found in Toronto bars, who are only interested in the mansize of a guys wallet and material goods.

"Yo man, that biatch has golden pussy syndrome, she been tearin up the town with all my coin.

by Dr.D!gs May 20, 2004

goddessy smell

the smell of a beautiful woman's farts.

after my wife cut a loud, strong-smelling fart while sitting next to me on the couch i inhaled her goddessy smell and got turned on.

by Scott26 July 17, 2006