Definitions by Scott26

chica bomb 

the loud, strong-smelling farts of a sexy Latina.

last night when we were in bed my wife cut a loud, strong-smelling chica bomb that got me turned on.

chica bomb by Scott26 April 2, 2007

Mari Paz Vega 

a female matador who was born in Malaga, Spain in 1974. she is considered to be the best female in the sport of bullfighting and is also the most beautiful woman who has ever lived and ever will live. she is my future wife and the future mother of our 2 daughters.

after Mari Paz Vega killed the bull and won 2 ears and a tail, we went home and i made love to her.

Mari Paz Vega by Scott26 July 18, 2006

goddessy smell 

the smell of a beautiful woman's farts.

after my wife cut a loud, strong-smelling fart while sitting next to me on the couch i inhaled her goddessy smell and got turned on.

goddessy smell by Scott26 July 17, 2006

Fabio Ochoa 

the greatest man who has ever lived. Fabio Ochoa is the youngest of the 3 Ochoa brothers of Medellin, Colombia who co-founded the Medellin Cartel along with Pablo Escobar and Jose Gacha. Fabio was arrested on a bullshit cocaine trafficking charge in 1999 and extradited to the US in 2001. despite there being very little evidence against him he was convicted on the word of some snitches and sentenced to 30 years. Fabio Ochoa raised Paso Fino walking horses that were used for rejoneo (bullfighting on horseback) and was a rejoneador himself. a perfect gentleman and a model to emulate.

Fabio Ochoa is my hero, i would be honored to meet him.

Fabio Ochoa by Scott26 July 17, 2006