Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024
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gone to the goose

To die, Dying, somethings dead
He's long gone to the goose.
My dog has gone to the goose.
by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024
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goose soup

n. Excellent! Awesome! Aussie skater term.

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Nice fakey backstretch Sheila! Totally goose soup!
by gnostic3 June 23, 2020
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Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.
Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”
by Special Ed November 06, 2018
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goose away

when the sus girl o-o tells you to stfu
"Hey, how are you"

"Goose away"
by StinkyPoke March 10, 2021
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Goose Away

Shut the fuck up
Pls goose away
by spaggetsalad March 09, 2021
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goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS
i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"
by mark docherty November 12, 2008
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