Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.

1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Goober

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That Dude Is Such a Goober

by Sojdndnnff February 27, 2024

Goobanigga

someone who is a nigga but acts like a goddamn goober at the same time

"Ay Ken can you do this for me?"
"Erm I cannot because the teacher said I have homework"
"you a fucking goobanigga"

by peniscrusher9955 March 3, 2024

Gooberchev

A arbitrary insult of a similar meaning to numbnut and or dingus.

John Doe is being such a gooberchev.

by RadiantMoth March 6, 2024

goob in a tube

An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.

"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"

by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 9, 2024

Goober x Law

When two people dickride eachother

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..

by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024

Goober

A woman who like to manipulate and hurt men to inflate her ego

Man this ho a goober. If you like her you might get a bunch of hurt feelings.

by Reno0602 March 19, 2024