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by Edwinb April 20, 2019
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German

A fucked up wanna be Hitler that suck PEEPEE and grows up being dead... oh wait.
German: You, your mom, the kid next to you...
by ChrisG1502 December 2, 2019
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German rain cloud

Immediately after ejaculation, the man does a back flip out the bed while farting at the same time. Creating an aerial dusting.
Him: "I came in her pussy, pulled a german rain cloud, and left 'dat bitch!"
Her: " so good, until he left me in a german rain cloud" :(
by Stuntclown1 December 9, 2019
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German Margarita

When you cum in a girls mouth, spit a loogie in her mouth, and a tablespoon of sauerkraut, then cover her mouth, plug her nose and shake her head to mix.
Last night I had a German Margarita and it was delicious!
by ukrainiandevil21 December 10, 2019
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the german lightbulb

When you view a fat person from behind while they are bent over
Look at the german lightbulb, its huge
by Rommel December 18, 2019
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sweep like a German

A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface
Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!
by Perry Menos December 20, 2019
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German Audubon

Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.
Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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