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gamer absence

When your entire family is eating dinner but you spend too much time online to get out of your room and eat with them so your chair is empty
When you sit for so long your meat goes numb, we call it gamer absence.
by The Chungus February 2, 2020
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True Gamer

Like a player, but professional. He only goes after top shelf women, where as playa's go for anything they can get. Also can be referenced as simply "gamer".
by DAvidELle November 1, 2010
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Gamer Girl

A title adopted by most thots that are trying to gain money from the humble gamer. Although true "Gamer Girls" do exist they only proceed to go slowly into extinction.
"what? THOT is evolving!"

"congrats! your THOT evolved into GAMER GIRL"
by PICKUS RICKUS April 17, 2020
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A gamers girl

She serves no other purpose than to go make you a sandwich
"dood whos that chick in the corner"
"oh shes a gamers girl"
"Why isnt she making a sandwhich"
by bnooansdasd December 18, 2018
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Gamer girl

A complete joke; girls don't play video games. They are usually in the kitchen doing whatever the hell females do.
Gamer Girl: I need a weapon
Every guy in "her" team: *Rushes to "her" and drops as many guns as they can*
by Pokedex #184 October 12, 2017
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Gamer's Eye

When you play so many games, you see things others miss out on.
Gamer: Dude, look! An awesome game! (piled under some other games)
Nongamer: Where? Wow, you have developed a Gamer's Eye. Wait... why do I care if you found a cool game? Nerd.
Gamer: And proud! Stupid n00b.
by saby! September 8, 2008
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Gamer Gunk

You think you have gamer gunk?? You piece of fucking sigma shit. do you think you are funny??? you are a mortal man of pure and undeniable dry dick. every bone in your body is deficient of every singular vitamin in existence because of your neglect as a child. You are unfunny, unhappy, and the biggest piece of cocksucking retarded bullSHIT i have ever seen. get the FUCK out of my office and never speak to my face again, not with your stupid butthole licking mouth of yours
"It's not body odor mom, it's gamer gunk"
by oitar September 19, 2021
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