fuck is the only fucking word that can be used in every fucking sentence and still make fucking sense for fucks sake
by anonymous and really cool guy November 19, 2017
Get the fuck mug.Coined by the host of Aural Salvation, Fuck Season begins the Friday before Easter and officially ends November 1st, or whenever a person decides to stop observing the "season" by getting into an exclusive relationship.
Generally speaking, people hook up post-halloween (or on Halloween) with people they're going to brave the winter time with. This could include the Halloween parties, but usually includes Thanksgiving, Christmas/Hannukah, New Year's Eve, and Valentine's Day. The most common months for Birthdays range from January through to March (with the highest number being February), so often there's a birthday included in this time period.
After this succession of holidays, many couples have little to celebrate together, and no reminders to appreciate one another, so they often grow apart and break up shortly thereafter. This mass relationship exodus then leads to "fuck season" beginning and carrying through for most of the year, or at least the extended spring/summer seasons.
If you'd prefer a "lighter" term, you can also call this period "Hump Season". Mating season sounds too clinical.
Generally speaking, people hook up post-halloween (or on Halloween) with people they're going to brave the winter time with. This could include the Halloween parties, but usually includes Thanksgiving, Christmas/Hannukah, New Year's Eve, and Valentine's Day. The most common months for Birthdays range from January through to March (with the highest number being February), so often there's a birthday included in this time period.
After this succession of holidays, many couples have little to celebrate together, and no reminders to appreciate one another, so they often grow apart and break up shortly thereafter. This mass relationship exodus then leads to "fuck season" beginning and carrying through for most of the year, or at least the extended spring/summer seasons.
If you'd prefer a "lighter" term, you can also call this period "Hump Season". Mating season sounds too clinical.
Number One :
"I'm getting ahead on my spring cleaning duties right now"
"why?"
"cause.... fuck season's coming soon. Gotta get prepped"
Number Two :
"baby... it's not you. It's me"
"really?"
"yeah. As in it's me that's gotta dump you 'cause fuck season's starting"
"I'm getting ahead on my spring cleaning duties right now"
"why?"
"cause.... fuck season's coming soon. Gotta get prepped"
Number Two :
"baby... it's not you. It's me"
"really?"
"yeah. As in it's me that's gotta dump you 'cause fuck season's starting"
by Rev. Mitcz April 20, 2006
Get the fuck season mug.Too express extreme disapointment, anger, suprise, rage or disapproval in a situation or thing. This phrase is best used when you feel damnation from God is not enough (God Damn It), and the only appropriate action is for God to 'fuck' the condemned in a manner suiting the prefered connotation of the word 'fuck.' (E.X. To fornicate, to treat in a harsh manner, distort, ect.)
by M. Tackett December 24, 2008
Get the GOD FUCK mug.A response to a question of the practicality of something which is clearly overkill, it implies that the one who uses the phrase to answer the question of 'why' knows full well that it is overkill, and overkilling for overkill's sake was their intent.
(The examples probably describe it better)
(The examples probably describe it better)
Q: Why would you build an aircraft carrier that flies?
A: Because fuck you, that's why
Q: Why would you need a 6-core CPU?
A: Because fuck you, that's why
Q: Why would you make an automatic grenade launcher?
A: Because fuck you, that's why
A: Because fuck you, that's why
Q: Why would you need a 6-core CPU?
A: Because fuck you, that's why
Q: Why would you make an automatic grenade launcher?
A: Because fuck you, that's why
by gnerd October 11, 2011
Get the Fuck you, that's why mug.to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.
"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"
or
"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
or
"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
by The Infamous One August 28, 2007
Get the geeked as fuck mug.An overly-horny teenager who cannot get sex off of his or her mind long enough to even function normally.
by NAPO August 14, 2003
Get the fuckaholic mug.June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!
If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?
If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?
by E-Dog1209 October 2, 2016
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