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Friend Lend

A digital application that safely connects lenders with borrowers. This application allows for users to become their own bank and charge your peers interest on the money they borrow from you. Friend Lend also allows for you to lend out objects such as Cars, Yachts, and even a Jet!
John : Hey Mike, I forgot my wallet in the car could you spot me?

Mike : John, when's the last time you paid me back?

John : Hey could you just friend lend me then Ill give you 20% interest on your money

Mike : Sound like a plan!

APP LAUNCH COMING SOON!
by Michael Benicio December 15, 2019
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Friend Zone

Noun: A vapid social construct created to shelter the male's ego and his inability to cope with rejection.
I tried to get Sam to go out with me, but she left me in the friend zone.
by SharkBass028 May 18, 2014
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friend of bob

A friend of bob, or FOB, is a friend of Bob Dylan, of course, and all these other childish definitions are way out wacky. Everyone knows FOB's are friends of Dylan and need Zimmerman often!
Hey Man, are you a friend of bob? cool man, me too....
by Deltwarp October 23, 2008
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Friend Crush

When someone in a relationship becomes close to another person to the point where if they weren't already in a relationship they would probably go out with the other person.
Girl 1: Mike is such a nice guy. He is funny, smart, and kind of cute.

Girl 2: You have a crush on him don't you?

Girl 1: No Im really happy with Billy, I just have a friend crush on Mike.
by Lupin Saiko December 16, 2008
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Friend of Dorothy

(Closeted) queer - from friends of Dorothy Parker who was known to have many close and flamboyant gay friends.
by Neil G June 11, 2006
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Friend-off

When two combatants of of either gender challenge each other to a battle of who can name the most friends. In the case of a mutual friend, the opposing combatant may challenge the claimer, in which the friend in question must name who he/she is better friends with. In the case that the challenged person cannot be reached, the combatant who has known the challenged longer wins said friend. Should a "douchebag" be named as a friend, the combatant who claims such a person loses a number of friends proportional to the douchebaggery of the named on a 1-10 scale.

The winner of a friend-off is entitled and obligated to embarrass the loser and seize all friends named and unnamed in the contest. The loser of this contest must start over and make new friends.
Combatant 1: Friend-off. You won't do it, pussy.
Combatant 2: Frank!
Combatant 1: Fuck you, Frank hates you. I claim John.
Combatant 2: Challenge! John is my brother...
John: Only by blood, you're such a bitch.
Combatant 1: No one loves you. I clearly win.
by BlackF4ctor June 14, 2010
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friend trap

the dreaded erection deflating "i lony think of you as a friend" used by girls as i nice way of turning down a guy that wants to go out with them
Me "tina i think your so beautiful and i would love to spend some time with you, how about dinner? Tina awww how sweet but i only think of u as a friend,but ok!!!.Me fuck dat shit biatch!!! suck my dick fuckin meals going to cost me $80.00 i need to at least get my dick sucked
by trick daddy nigga July 9, 2005
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