my friends

non-existent

Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

by sisterslurp May 18, 2019

digital friendship

A friendship where all interactions are online or thru the use of technology. No time is spend face to face.

I never see or do things with my friend Chris except chat online, our friendship is purely a digital friendship.

by Dony Butcher July 10, 2019

Flash Friends

A couple who meet and, within minutes, are doing some naked bumping and grinding.

Yo, Dave. I just met this girl Valerie in the kitchen and we became Flash Friends in the bathroom!

by FreddieB123 August 15, 2019

The friends with benefits effect

This is the effect , where after you spend an extended period of time interacting with a friend with benefits otherwise known as a fuck buddy, resulting in the adoption of slight feelings towards your partner in fuckery, that threaten the nature of your strictly Mario kart playing and sexually orientated relationship.

The Friends with benefits effect - oh god , I think I’m starting to catch feelings

by TheBrotishBoy October 10, 2019

Infinity friendship

A friendship that can reflect the attributes of Thanos' infinity stones.

Individuals in this friendship give each other space but this friendship can stand the test of time. Where both parties improve each others reality and give each other the power to be vulnerable with their mind and the strength to be open with their soul.

Sam: I think we should just be friends...
Abi: That's okay, we can have an infinity friendship.

by AbiBobo November 1, 2019

best friends

People you couldn’t live without. Your favorite people in the world. To hang out with, to talk with, to do everything with. Always have your back and always support and believe in you. They always want the best for you and would do anything for you. Always stand up for you and never leave you alone. All the memories , the late night talks, dinners out, embarrassing each other in public, making fun of each other, all the sleepovers-you wouldn’t trade them for the world. Your future bridesmaids. Never let them go.

Who are those losers?
Their my best friends, I love them so much.

by alexenriquez February 1, 2020

Fake friends

They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.

Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.

by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020