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force of july

A reference to the explosive nature of the national holiday.
*BOOM!*
"Whoa, that was a loud one!"
"Happy Force of July!"
by Marc Madenwald July 5, 2008
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Fergen

To water down alcohol that you're buying for minors.
16 year old: Dude this vodka's watered down!!

21 year old: Ha, I totally pulled a fergen on some teenager!!!
by cg4lyfe August 17, 2010
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Delta Tang Force

Three females form a triangle shape and preform "eating of the pie" on eachother.
Ah, may the DTF bring many happy thoughts
by KILLKEV November 20, 2004
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The Order Of The Force

The religion that proceeds the Star Wars movie series in which believers are convinced that there is a "Force" and that it can in fact be used to make others do their will.
Did you see that Star Wars faggot? He was definitely part of The Order Of The Force
by Sh3nr0n7 April 28, 2009
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Black Air Force 1

ANYONE I mean ANYONE wears this shoe (except for white men) are DANGEROUS. If you see someone with black air force 1s RUN. or at least be cautious they have committed crimes not even imaginable stay safe out there 🔥
This dude has beated up black air force 1s hell nah im runnin away from him
by themenace2 June 9, 2023
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Peta Force

A person on AIM that repeatedly says "hi" and ends the convo with "Don't ban me plz" before blocking you.
That idiot Peta Force keeps IM'ing me
by Yep September 5, 2004
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air force

The Air Force is the youngest branch of the DOD. As the name implies, the Air Force is mostly oriented with aviation. Though this is common with the other branches of the DOD, the Air Force is “special”.

Unlike other branches of the Military, the Air Force needs to be coddled and nurtured. The lack of carpet on a barracks room floor with send the average Airman into state to where he/she has to cope by succumbing to a fetal position, crying himself/herself to sleep. Not to worry, for they are paid an extra allowance for after living under such “harsh conditions” whenever they have to mingle with other branches of the Military.

The Air Force can also be defined by their Physical Readiness. Where most branches conduct PT (Physical Training) through a series of running, push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, eight count body builders, etc, the Air Force simply have to ride a bicycle in order to prove their readiness for military standards. Correction; Air Force military standards.

An interesting trait about the Air Force is their lack of vocal processing. While other branches of the military sing cadence while they march, the Air Force does otherwise. Due to a default that could possibly be blamed on memory, coordination, and lack of style, the Air Force can only march to the singular sound of the word “Hut”.

Ex: “Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…etc”

Because the Air Force is “special”, they disregard all other branches of the DOD, especially to another member of the service that outranks them. This can include the colors ceremony…the raising and lowering of our nations flag. Where the other branches of the military stand and salute Old Glory, the Air Force is allowed to casually conduct their business and pay no mind to the National Anthem that is played over a loud speaker.

The Air Force, unlike other branches, is allowed to move their families to their duty stations abroad. This allows them the comfort and stability to defend the nation. How other branches of the military go without this is still a mystery and under investigation. But, fret not, for these young Airmen and Sergeants families. They will have carpet, I assure you.
Guy 1: "I loved the cartoon G.I. Joe! That's exactly the reason I joined the Air Force!"

Guy 2: "You probably should have joined the Military instead."
by Shuckins February 12, 2008
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