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alaskan firedragon

when a chick is giving a guy a blowjob, and he cums unexpectedly and plugs her mouth up with his hand and then says something like "i have syphilis" and she gets sick and spews it all out her nose.
Don't date billy, i was sucking him off and he gave me an alaskan firedragon.
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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
by papajewww September 29, 2010
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Five Finger Death Punch

Basically Nickleback and Pantera, but as one band.
Person 1; You see the Five Finger Death Punch concert last night?
Person 2; Fuck no. That band sucks
by SilentFlaccidity May 16, 2018
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Black Market High-Five

At the end of performing intercourse from behind, one must pull out, ejaculate on his own hand and slap his partner across the face with it.
Susie hasn't let me try anything new in bed since I gave her that Black Market High-Five
by S.Meadows November 30, 2010
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five percenter

Offshoot of Nation of Islam, teaches that 5 percent of man knows the truth of the world, 85 percent doesn't have a clue and is preyed upon by the remaining ten percent (using drugs, violence etc.) There are many who claim to be five percent, but in reality very few men are disciplined enough to do so.
Black man is God, Black woman is earth.

White man was created by a scientist.

Death for the misled.
by TenPercentSons January 27, 2004
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five fingers

Lyric: "I'll give you five fingers for a one man show" (Scissor Sisters)
by hauntingme666 May 13, 2005
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five bud

Small amount of cannabis/marijuana that cost aroud 5$ depending on Quality.Although not often sold by experienced dealers because the profit is not worth it.
to pay $5 for 0.5g would be a good deal for a five bud.
by Hymen July 10, 2006
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