February 1

National dress up as a bunny girl day.

Paiman: Hey Rocio you know what today is.
Rocio: Ugh do I have to?
Paiman: It's February 1 you have too

by ZzzTentation December 2, 2020

22 february

Say something untrue to your best friend,to see if they fell for it

,,hey matt,i fucked your mom!"
,,what the fuck billy"
,,gotcha! It's 22 february"

by Mydogfuckedmybed February 22, 2021

February 10

A day that all people under 5’1 are born.

Bro, Lola was born on February 10th, she must be really short.

by chad.on.a.budget October 20, 2019

february 9th

february 9th is national car sex day

friend one: Yeah me and my girlfriend did it in a car last night!
friend two: Oh yeah, is it because it was February 9th?

by bex🤑the dildohead October 13, 2019

Feburary 24

The day that you got to grab yours crushe’s balls

Oh my gosh i Can’t wait to feel it on feburary 24

by Ziewkldfjldbxndlsj February 19, 2020

February 14

National the singles throw rocks at the taken day because they are lonely as CRAP! And because it’s Valentine’s Day and you are all alone and the only person who got you something was your mom.😭

On February 14 2019 Shelby threw a rock at her crush and his gf because they started holding hand and telling each other they loved on another and then she went home and cried!

by );?&);Shelby-~Rose?6:$7,:! February 11, 2020

February 6th

February 6th humans aren’t annoying but they are kinda cute. They tend to listen to their mom a lot who is probably one of those helicopter moms. They tend to also push away all the good people in their life and keep all the toxic fkn people. I hope they soon realize that if they pushed away someone they dated for not a little but somewhat long period of time, that person still wants them, that person is the right person for them, and you February 6th people need to take advantage of that and not listen to you moms.

damn, those February 6th people have lost their minds, but they need to stop using their moms.

by therandomannyomous October 18, 2019