Best Friend

A true best friend is someone who is there for you.

They are the shoulder to cry on.
They watch your back.
They make you smile, even when you're mad at them.

They will do anything for you.

They aren't afraid to hang out with you in public, they will just be crazy with you.

You would give a friend an oreo, but you'd give your best friend your last oreo.

by MaddySunSun March 13, 2011

Asking for a friend

Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.

Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

closet friend

a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.

I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.

by A Closet Friend October 20, 2008

faux friend

1) A fake friend.
2) Two people act like they're best friends, but then talk behind each other's backs constantly.
3) Uses the said 'friend' to feel better about themselves.

Observer 1: Rachael's been talking so much shit about Casey and they're supposed to be best friends?
Observer 2: That's not a best friend, that's a faux friend.

by Trina L. August 27, 2007

big fat friend

The fat, ugly girl who hangs out with a group of very attractive women. The big fat friend is a notorious cock block and will do whatevr she can to prevent you from sleeping with her friends. Her biggest weakness is the non-discriminating wingman who will sleep with anyone.

I was macking on this girl, but her big fat friend wouldn't leave us alone.

by Mufasa25 January 18, 2009

Friend Ladder

This is the friend zone of the ladder theory. A typical guy on your friend ladder possesses any/all of the following characteristics: virgin, girldump, geek, wuss, and is used by women for emotional support while not getting any pussy in return. The girl's excuse: "Aw he's too nice, I could never fuck him".

"He spent all month trying to talk her up to a date, not realising he was on her friend ladder long before".

by Saf1 January 25, 2009

Best Friend

There is no definition that can describe you.

You are my Best Friend.

by TurtleBoxer April 28, 2019