fognesia

The act of driving ridiculously slow and careful at the sight of fog.

I was late because the person ahead of me was driving slow because they had fognesia

by megabee02 March 21, 2012

FOGBAG

Fat Older Guy with Beard And Glasses

Let's get out of here, this place is full of creeps and FOGBAGs.

by Biff Spiffy June 17, 2012

Fogaphobia

The very real fear of farting while doing yoga

Throughout my yoga class, my fogaphobia was kicking in. I was afraid to bend down and break wind.

by Yogi with Gas June 20, 2012

Fogsham

An acronym useful for describing:

Forced Fallacy
Overbearing Propaganda
Ghost Puppetry
Special Interest Groups
Hidden Agendas
Aristocratic Divinity
Mass-Media Tunnel Vision

Also: An anonymous (fog), toxic, ever-changing apparatus of deception and usury (sham).

Here in the States, the weeks that build up to a political election are the best time to go fogsham-spotting. The hazy landscape becomes dotted with unusually elaborate silhouettes of lies that bloom like flowers as far as one's eye allows them to see.

by NOMHAMMIN April 28, 2015

fogle-ing

When you find yourself checking out someone that is 20 years younger than you. I.e Jared Fogle

Uncle Rick was caught Fogle-ing at the community playground.

by Bilbo_Swaggins697 October 22, 2015

fogsit

Fear of Getting Stuck in Traffic

FUCK. It's 5:00 p.m. on a Monday and I have to get from Downtown to the Westside. Now, I've got the fogsits.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION January 15, 2016

fogz

A person who takes social media posts a little tooo fuckin serious lol

This fogz dead sat there and counted the change in the picture to correct my cation at 9:20 in the morning

by @iama1goddess January 28, 2016