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California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.
That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.
by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013
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Cat Ears Girl

The girl who frequents Harvard Square and North Station in Boston who wears cat ears everyday. She is an art student who normally wears plastic rimmed glasses, converse shoes, and black sweatshirts with some type of picture stenciled on them. She is commonly seen drawing creepy pictures in a notebook, or chewing beef jerky. If you speak to her, she'll introduce herself as either 'Tash' or 'Cat Ears Girl'.
"Why is that girl wearing cat ears?"

"I dunno, she's Cat Ears Girl. Go ask her."
by Squishy Bob August 4, 2008
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Christmas Ear Rape

A chronic condition caused by the incessant playing of Mannheim Steamroller music during the holidays. Unpleasant electronic sounds are repeatedly thrust into the ear without the ear-owner's consent, causing fatigue, ear bleeding, cluster headaches, and unhappy memories of the 80s.
Ouch! Someone is playing Mannheim Steamroller's "The Little Drummer Boy!" My ear is bleeding! Help! Christmas Ear Rape! Christmas Ear Rape!
by Chip Davis December 22, 2010
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my ears are bleeding

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!
*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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Ear rape on xbox

When your significant other perceives to violate your ears with a homosexual story of two dudes f****** and a dude and a dude and a pool turns into a girl gets f***** by a guy then turns back into a guy and gets f***** by another guy by the same guy my fault there you go that's ear rape on Xbox
by Comcoxmxpsks May 12, 2021
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hog ear sandwich

a pussy. the pink lips of a pussy
"I think I'll have a hog ear sandwich for breakfast today."
by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005
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