hook eye

A disease that affects fisherman that get obsessed with finding the right hook.

Bill: Hmm... Too long...

Bob: Hey, what's with bill?

Lacy: Oh, yeah, he's got a bad case of hook eye.

Bill: No, this hook isn't thick enough...

by Forest Lunchable September 21, 2022

Bitch Eye

When you're smoking a cigarette, and the smoke gets in your eye.

"Awe man I got bitch eye" *rubs eye*

by SmokerBabe69 March 22, 2018

eyes widen

A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.

"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else

by awsumatid December 20, 2016

Gayzy eye

When a straight married man has a wandering eye for another man.

See, you think they are happily married, but I heard he has a Gayzy eye.

by NOLA Patsmear March 03, 2013

minds eye

Imagination

We do not want to draw a dungeons and dragons map, we'll use our minds eye.

by cg0 December 11, 2019

eye spam

The opposite of eye candy. Visually unpleasing. Fugly.

Jennifer: Wow, Matt is so cute, talk about eye candy, he is a sexy beast.
Dick and John: What are we eye spam?

by Donna S March 27, 2008

bi-eyeing

Checking out someone of the same sex even though you're definitely not gay nor bisexual.

Female: the other day at the gym i saw a girl that was gorgeous and she had this AMAZING ass and i waited in the locker room for an extra 5 minutes hoping i would just "run into" her
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!

by ValleyBreezer November 08, 2019