Dutch Gravyboat

a buttcrack filled with liquid shit; the result of trusting the wrong fart

Frank: "Chris, that fart sounded disgusting and wet. Did you just give yourself a Dutch Gravyboat?
Chris: "Yes. Yes I did."

by JD-Beanzor April 3, 2015

Dutch Mudbath

A sex act involving three men in which one man receives anal while performing oral while the man receiving oral defecates into his hand and smears it on the back of the receptive partner.

Would you two handsome gentlemen care to join me in a dutch mudbath?

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016

Dutch Selfie

When someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who passes gas and then inhales their own fumes

" It was really gross when my boyfriend Dutch selfied himself in bed last night."

by SPIRIT_ANIMAL September 23, 2016

Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear

Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy

by Alphamope December 17, 2016

Dutch Oven

When some one, say a friend lifts up the bed sheets of there friend and farts under the sheets than traps the smell in there. It is meant to be deadly and able to kill.

Ewww that Dutch Oven was vile.

by Sex-On-Legs December 19, 2016

Dutch Muffin Squad

the most amazing gc ever, filled up with dutch shawn mendes stans & amazing bitches and sluts, you'll love 'em.

omg look how cute those girls are! they're such a dutch muffin squad.

by mrs clifford February 28, 2017

dutch bong rip

When you suck a fart our of your partners ass

Dude I did a Dutch bong rip with my girl last night. Best orgasm I've ever had.

by Sarg9098 March 5, 2017