A duck looks so calm swimming on top of the water but down below he's kicking like mad to stay afloat. A duckday is where your whole team is kicking like mad to keep the stats up or to look good for managers.
Brooke: Thank god your here
Beth: Why
Brooke: 2 out sick 1 on leave. It's a duckday.
Beth oh no!
When two men get together, both put one hand on their respective erect genitalia, and one hand on the opposite persons arm. This way they will have their hand on their friends arm ( The one holding the penis). After this both men move their arms up and down. This makes it seem like there is no effort in self masturbation, so many men who do this can consider themselves "not gay", because they just moved their friend's arm while they were naked near each other.
" I didn't want to seem gay so me and bobduck ruttered together instead. "