You're dude to me 

An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.

Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.

Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!

Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.

You're dude to me by Talmanes April 5, 2007

Devin the Dude 

A Rapper/Funk artist. Has the best mix of funk and rap and talks about gettin blowed and gettin booty. The best rapper to smoke to, PERIOD.

Yo, Devin the Dude talks bout tha real shit, like in Doobie Ashtray, or Reefer and Beer

Devin the Dude by Connor December 9, 2004

That DUDE

if you watch a channel the kubz scouts jay is THAT DUDE

Hey,look its THAT DUDE

That DUDE by sterotypicalrandomguy February 16, 2018

the dude 

I don't know about you, but that makes me feel pretty good. The dude is out there taking her easy for all us sinners.

Hey man, the dude abides...

the dude by Doombot September 16, 2004

Lesbian dude

A straight male that looks feminine and acts like a lesbian, he is usually fun to be around.

Omg dude, Noah is a fucking lesbian dude. He’s into chicks but acts like Steven’s gay sister!

Lesbian dude by KennyBroflovski July 8, 2021

the great dude shortage of 1883

This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.

Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow

Time: 5:00

"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"

the great dude shortage of 1883 by thatguywithguitar May 27, 2020

Nah dude I'm fine 

Common expression of disagreement from a shitfacedindividual on their current level of shitfacedness.

Guy 1: You sure you can drive? You're pretty drunk, you can't even walk!

Guy 2: Nah dude I'm fine. *pukes in Guy 1's lap*

Guy 1: Fuckin drunktard...

Nah dude I'm fine by st1kypalmz December 12, 2009