Ring your own Doorbell

masturbate; pleasure oneself.

Guy: Do you ever, uh, ring your own doorbell?

Girl: No, why would I...

Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.

by submarinesoup January 13, 2011

doodoo with the door open

A really hateful and racist term for a white girl who wants a interracial relationship. It says white women are nasty, smell bad, and always take a dump with the door open.

She's beautiful and sweet, but I don't want a 'doodoo with the door open.'

by Lil' Taste October 27, 2016

some dumb cunt next door

That old lady Next door that everyone hates.

Who was the yelling? Some dumb cunt next door.

by Not Bob The builder. May 31, 2017

scraping at the door

The feeling one gets when a bowel movement is rapidly approaching the exit-- a line adapted from the film Ghost Rider: Sprit of Vengeance where Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) describes his Ghost Rider alter-ego as "scraping at the door."

"Can you hurry up? I need the bathroom, it's scraping at the door!"

by headfangs April 25, 2019

Shut the front door

something you say to not swear or nearly did swear

teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up

guy in store: yo

peter:shut the front door

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011

Two-door theory

The theory that ignorant people will wait excessive amounts of time to walk through an open door, as opposed to opening another door and saving themselves a great deal of time.

These people clearly never heard of the two-door theory

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

screen door

An extremely hot female.

"Yo! Check out those screen doors over there!"

Derived from the expression "Banging like a screen door in a hurricane"

by Matt E January 5, 2007