any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)
see also: side-kick douche
see also: side-kick douche
"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
by sandycan January 7, 2012
Get the Desk Douche mug.A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.
*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
by Bronze Bro November 13, 2012
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Someone who tries to act like the a-holes us poor folks had to deal with in the 70s and in my case the 80s. They can be seen wearing leasure suits or wearing something that looks like it's from the old days but really isn't. There usually found in advertisement but have been known to exist off stage.
ashton kutcher from that 70s show, will ferrel, and the McNuggets guy are retro-douche role models.
There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.
There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.
by justasurvivor December 23, 2012
Get the retro-douche mug.A male who unimaginatively sources all of his style ideas, dress sense and clothes from the catalogues of brands such as Topman or ASOS. Thus looking slightly behind the latest trends and 'wannabe' Hipster.
A Topman Douche might wear - Low cut v-neck tshirts, salmon pink turned up chino shorts, Tortoise shell Raybans, boat shoes, denim shirts, cable knit Norwegian jumpers etc...
by Wilarteve April 8, 2013
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by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017
Get the detective douche mug.Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be
Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?
Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?
Emma: what’s wrong with will?
Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?
Emma: what’s wrong with will?
Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
by Itiswhatitis234 July 2, 2020
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