Someone who thinks that picking up from a street dealer is way better than picking up from the dispensary. They like to wait in a parking lot for hours for their "guy" to finally come through with his skimped ass weed. Usually has chemicals sprayed on it to make it stronger or has fecal matter because the dealer scratches his butthole and then touches the weed. The dealer thinks his shit is just as good as the dispensary so he charges just as much when you can get weed actually cheaper from the dispensary. Dealer also has the same shit weed all the time.
Mark: Dude, I just picked up an 1/8th from my guy for $50. He said it's exotic.
Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.
Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.
Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.
Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.
Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.
Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022
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Deal • deal breaker • dealer • dealio • dealie • deal or no deal • deal with it • dealy • dealing • deal rat
n. Variant of dealie.
A thingamajig, whatsit, whole-ass mood, or situation for which you can't find the proper words, often more large, difficult, sensitive, or complex than a simple dealie.
A thingamajig, whatsit, whole-ass mood, or situation for which you can't find the proper words, often more large, difficult, sensitive, or complex than a simple dealie.
Friend A: "Please stop me from sleeping with these random men on tinder."
Friend B: "omfg how many have you slept with darling?"
Friend A: "None, but I'm sort of considering it."
Friend B: "sex is good."
Friend A: "Yes, but they're men. And random."
Friend B: "Oh. Are you not into men?"
Friend A: "I don't fucking know."
Friend B: "Oof that's a dealiehopper"
"My mom came to visit me last night, it was a whole dealiehopper."
"When you come over, you wanna do the thing with the dealiehopper, like we talked about last night?"
"You mean doing the seggs with the strap-on?"
"Thanks just tell everyone why don't you"
Friend B: "omfg how many have you slept with darling?"
Friend A: "None, but I'm sort of considering it."
Friend B: "sex is good."
Friend A: "Yes, but they're men. And random."
Friend B: "Oh. Are you not into men?"
Friend A: "I don't fucking know."
Friend B: "Oof that's a dealiehopper"
"My mom came to visit me last night, it was a whole dealiehopper."
"When you come over, you wanna do the thing with the dealiehopper, like we talked about last night?"
"You mean doing the seggs with the strap-on?"
"Thanks just tell everyone why don't you"
by Ripley_Onions December 5, 2022
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A thingamajig, whatsit, whole-ass mood, or situation for which you can't find the proper words, often more large, difficult, sensitive, or complex than a simple dealie.
A thingamajig, whatsit, whole-ass mood, or situation for which you can't find the proper words, often more large, difficult, sensitive, or complex than a simple dealie.
Friend A: "Please stop me from sleeping with these random men on tinder."
Friend B: "omfg how many have you slept with darling?"
Friend A: "None, but I'm sort of considering it."
Friend B: "sex is good."
Friend A: "Yes, but they're men. And random."
Friend B: "Oh. Are you not into men?"
Friend A: "I don't fucking know."
Friend B: "Oof that's a dealiehopper"
"My mom came to visit me last night, it was a whole dealiehopper."
"When you come over, you wanna do the thing with the dealiehopper, like we talked about last night?"
"You mean doing the seggs with the strap-on?"
"Thanks just tell everyone why don't you"
Friend B: "omfg how many have you slept with darling?"
Friend A: "None, but I'm sort of considering it."
Friend B: "sex is good."
Friend A: "Yes, but they're men. And random."
Friend B: "Oh. Are you not into men?"
Friend A: "I don't fucking know."
Friend B: "Oof that's a dealiehopper"
"My mom came to visit me last night, it was a whole dealiehopper."
"When you come over, you wanna do the thing with the dealiehopper, like we talked about last night?"
"You mean doing the seggs with the strap-on?"
"Thanks just tell everyone why don't you"
by Ripley_Onions December 5, 2022
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Get the Dealienomidelmanphobia mug.An informal and semi jocular way of sayinging the word “Deal” while removing the implied cutting harshness and seriousness of the phrase it is part of, also applying some levity to what otherwise may be perceived by the interlocutor as an overly aggressive, patronizing, Or inappropriately serious command or question.
For example “what’s the deal with the money I loaned you for lunch yesterday” could come across as petty, whereas “I bought you lunch yesterday, are you buying? what’s the dealio?” Would lend a light touch too an otherwise awkward conversation.
For example “what’s the deal with the money I loaned you for lunch yesterday” could come across as petty, whereas “I bought you lunch yesterday, are you buying? what’s the dealio?” Would lend a light touch too an otherwise awkward conversation.
Are we going halfsies on a boat or not… What’s the dealio?
What’s the dealio with Jonathan’s haircut?
OK Tony, you can have my half of the sports book; let’s talk terms - what’s the dealio?
What’s the dealio with Jonathan’s haircut?
OK Tony, you can have my half of the sports book; let’s talk terms - what’s the dealio?
by ShawnMooo March 12, 2023
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