dealiehopper
n. Variant of dealie.
A thingamajig, whatsit, whole-ass mood, or situation for which you can't find the proper words, often more large, difficult, sensitive, or complex than a simple dealie.
A thingamajig, whatsit, whole-ass mood, or situation for which you can't find the proper words, often more large, difficult, sensitive, or complex than a simple dealie.
Friend A: "Please stop me from sleeping with these random men on tinder."
Friend B: "omfg how many have you slept with darling?"
Friend A: "None, but I'm sort of considering it."
Friend B: "sex is good."
Friend A: "Yes, but they're men. And random."
Friend B: "Oh. Are you not into men?"
Friend A: "I don't fucking know."
Friend B: "Oof that's a dealiehopper"
"My mom came to visit me last night, it was a whole dealiehopper."
"When you come over, you wanna do the thing with the dealiehopper, like we talked about last night?"
"You mean doing the seggs with the strap-on?"
"Thanks just tell everyone why don't you"
Friend B: "omfg how many have you slept with darling?"
Friend A: "None, but I'm sort of considering it."
Friend B: "sex is good."
Friend A: "Yes, but they're men. And random."
Friend B: "Oh. Are you not into men?"
Friend A: "I don't fucking know."
Friend B: "Oof that's a dealiehopper"
"My mom came to visit me last night, it was a whole dealiehopper."
"When you come over, you wanna do the thing with the dealiehopper, like we talked about last night?"
"You mean doing the seggs with the strap-on?"
"Thanks just tell everyone why don't you"
dealiehopper by Ripley_Onions December 5, 2022
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