Cum Monster

A Cum Monster is somebody who looks like they just jacked off and walked out their door wearing whatever they found on their bedroom floor. They can be found in most public places. Cum monsters don't really care about what people think of them and often don't shower.

Kevin: Hey, did you see that cum monster on the bus?
Ethan: Yeah, I smelt her the whole ride.

by Keidro Iglesias April 20, 2016

Cum Comet

After waiting for a week, a guy sets up in his perfect penis place, and jumps straight into a 5-minute skeet fest. When he cums, his jizz shoots really high and really far across the room, like a comet shooting across the sky.

After going to church camp for a week, I got home and shot some cum comets onto my ceiling.

by el skeeto menito December 8, 2010

cum baby

a condom that is filled with a large amount of seamen that is sealed with a knot tied at the end.

I found a cum baby in between the couch cushions at the hotel i was staying.

by gravy robber September 27, 2009

cum clouds

Abnormally large, moist flakes of snow.

Eskimoes had 500 terms for snow. Cum clouds was not among them.

"It's not just snowing outside, it's like walking through flying clouds of cum out there! It's all in my hair and shit!"

"Could you imagine if those were real cum clouds??? You'd just be walking and they'd be all flying in your mouth and your eyes!"

by C 2 Shine N C January 14, 2007

Cum Tanker

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.

"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

bubble cum

When you bust in a girls mouth and she blows bubbles with it.

Hell I knew she was a freak but I wasn't expecting bubble cum!.

by KingKoopa172 September 14, 2006

Cum Tribute

When a girl uploads an attractive or sexually orientated photograph of herself. A male will then print the photograph, masturbate to it and then cum onto it. They will then take a photo of the end result and send it to the girl. It is growing in popularity with young couples, as it shows the males appreciation of his partner.

"She wanted me to cum tribute her photo"

by vickymac January 14, 2014