crustyethan

A Mario Kart 8 Deluxe player who is good at dodging blue shells

Jim: Yo have you been practicing the crustyethan?
Cullen: Nah, I don’t got time
Jim: You should, it’s the best strat in the game.

by crustyethan April 29, 2022

crufty

Generic derogatory term for something that is hacked together, badly designed, shabby or otherwise substandard. Often used in the description of software user interfaces.

The new interface for <insert least liked OS here, I'm not starting a war> is crufty, nothing's in the right place, all the icons are too big and everything is slow and clunky

by Ethics Gradient March 5, 2004

warm up the crust

To get high, from smoking marijuana. Also the act itself of smoking marijuana.

"Last night we warmed up the crust, and then ate nice sandwiches"

"Let's play some PS3 right after we warm up the crust"

by Mattius Bareback February 12, 2009

Crusterbushel

When the sack is gross, wrinkling, greasy, and turning black. And a little crusty.

I got out of the shower, but noticed I forgot to take care of my crusterbushel.

by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010

Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.

No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

mucking crust

Aggressively eating vagina with the entire mouth until completion.

Ally told me gally was mucking crust all night until she completed.

Gally was mucking crust until ally’s completion.

by DuqD3Puck October 6, 2021

Crust Issues

When someone eats the pizza and leaves the crust.

Bro #1: Bro, you gonna eat the crust? It's the best part.

Bro #2: Naw, bro. I got crust issues.

by Mike CK July 6, 2011