Croatian Sausage Sandwich

A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.

Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.

by dougleston December 9, 2019

Coastal Middle School

Coastal Middle school is a shitty dump and a poor excuse for a school. Coastal is known for it's juuling and fights, as well as its many scandals. Coastal is an "IB" school, so its principal tells everyone that it is a good school when, its actually not. But do whatever makes you happy I guess, Ms. Shooter Jones ( :

"coastal middle school can burn in hell"

by lil_peeper December 31, 2019

coasted

high and/or drunk out of your fucking mind.

"Oh my God, Matt is totally coasted."

by pixelcrystals January 18, 2020

Crocstopher

A short little midget named Christopher. He is really short. Very short. Too short. I'm serious he is like 2'9. Somebody help him get taller. Please.

Fat-fat #1: oMg iT'S cRoCstOpHeR.
Fat-fat #2: hE iS sO sHoRt.;,lkd3fjoie2lwkjcsax

by TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLZZ February 13, 2020

crossterfuck

So pissed you don’t know which way is up

“Bro, Chad was crossterfucked after Beckey broke up with him.”

by Crossterfucked March 20, 2020

Coast Guard

Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war

Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack

by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020

Corastination

The unique type of prolonged procrastination that occurs during the Covid-19 global pandemic, wherein all the great ideas that you finally have the time to do get put off for months at a time.

It took me six months to make my short film idea, I had awful Corastination.

by MozDoesStuff August 2, 2020