Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity

"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"

by Martin "White" Glu December 9, 2019

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016

cum cracker

when a white guy or girl is a pick me

maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker”
mckayla: “no im not!”

by deez mf nuts. May 6, 2022

shoepid cracker

a term to cuss out boomers and karens meant for the soul purpose to confoose/piss dem of

me: shoepid cracker
karen: Im CaLlInG pOlIcE bIsH
me: do yor kids listen to kidz bop shoepid cracker

by 🅼🅰🅲🅺 🆃🅷🅴 🅶🅰🆈🅸🆁🆁🅵 March 13, 2020

Cracker Barrel

A group of white supremacists huddled into a U-Haul for transportation to some event or location where they can harass racial or sexual minorities.

We were having a nice picnic at the lake, but then a cracker barrel showed up.

by Lieselotte June 15, 2022

Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

by Ushie December 16, 2008

cracker-sped

1)someone, usually white, who simply makes dumbass moves deserveing, nt of being made fun of, bt of being called down.

2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes

3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.

Monty just lost the duel he boasted about winning all week long. What a cracker-sped.

That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!

He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!

by Darryl Holiday September 11, 2009