clone

children: small tiny people that look just like their parents.. but really really small.

When you breed, you're cloning yourself.. so to say.

"look at that little clone."

by Barnacle November 16, 2006

Penal Colony

a penal institution where prisoners are exiled, usually in a jail that is almost impossible to escape.

The County jail made a whole new penal colony--heck, they are never getting outta here!

by cha_rite March 21, 2005

Clooney Effect

The Clooney Effect describes the day when society collapses onto itself, and Hell erupts from every orafice on George Clooney's body. The Clooney Effect is believed to be caused when TRCZ Forum member Pyschotic is named Moderator. The resulting outburst of Hell's demons will take over the remaining 4 members of decent society (TRCZ member, Platinum_Racing being one of them), as predicted in the movie "Golden Girls". To see the Hellacious prediction, one must watch the entire movie Golden Girls backwards. The secret of the Clooney Effect was kept since the late 1980's, because there was only a handful of people who could sit through the entire Golden Girls movie while played forward, nevermind backwards.

Man 1: "Did you see the secret Clooney Effect message in the movie 'Golden Girls'?"
Man 2: "No. How do you find it?"
Man 1: "You need to play the movie backwards."
Man 2:"Oh screw that, I can't even watch that movie forwards!"
Man 1:"Oh well, lets just all go to www.TeamPlatinumRacing.com then."
Man 2: "Agreed"

by TRCZ Member, Platinum_Racing December 7, 2006

Clonce

a closet nonce, a sexual deviant who will look at children but not act upon their urges.

its the summer dude, kids are outta school. Be careful who you look at, some kids these days look pretty old... you don't wanna seem like a clonce

by MrKayne August 28, 2009

Colonel Hogan

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

by Rod Fury May 19, 2006

colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009

the colonial

During intercourse, have a friend hide in the closet in a revolutionary war style uniform(including musket), then as you ejaculate on her face have said friend hop out of the closet and butt stroke her in the face.

My friend and I gave her the the colonial last night.

by old colonial August 1, 2008