California Coffee Break

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )

After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.

by Smurf And Waterbug September 17, 2010

CoffTea

A mystical magical subtance made by mixing the exact right amount of coffee and tea. Perfect for the act of Teabagging during a destructive game truth or dare if left on the stove for hours at a time before hand.

WARNING: To those about to teabag, We salute you. CoffTea may cause ever lasting burns on nutsack, face and any other body parts it comes in contact with

*I gave her CoffTea the morning after...it gave some much needed soothing to her throught*

by XPrestonX November 6, 2007

hobo coffee

When a person can only afford a handfull of coffee beans instead of a cup of actual coffee from a cafe or franchise such as starbucks.. said person can mash the beans in a puddle and lick it off the ground.

Emma "Damn, I've only got one dollar"
Taylor "No biggie just buy some beans and make hobo coffee!"

by blacks_avengers December 9, 2009

cup-of-coffee

A small container for coffee or other hot beverages which can be gripped by a handle and drunk from

I had toast for breakfast and a cup-of-coffee

by Yeah Right July 18, 2003

Cofuddled

To be confused. Another variant of confusion.

"That exam was hard!"
"Yeah, it had me cofuddled"

OR

"I dont understand, i am cofuddled!"

by Ethan Tea December 12, 2005

coffin boy

A semi-goth. They have black hair, wear black clothes and don't like daylight. They wear trousers that are a couple of sizes too big and hang off their arse. Language is usually restricted to single syllable answers. They don't go out much, hence they communicate with their peers via messengers on the computer. If they do go out, they go to dark places i.e. cinemas.
They don't like being called goths or grebos, they say they are just different.

"Hey coffin boy are you coming out of your cave today."

by Riff Raff May 8, 2007

coffeecat

someone who interrupts the process of reading a book, magazine, newspaper, etc., often by climbing into your lap or nudging you with their head.

i was sitting calmly, reading "Freakonomics," when I was rudely interrupted by a coffeecat.

by rockthetandem June 29, 2007