by SovietFemboy March 12, 2024
A unit of measuring time regarding someone who's punctuality gene was switched off at birth,Punctually challenged
There is no rush, (Kuntikintae) said she was on her way so we likely won't see her for 12 to 48+hrs because she operates on the Kuntikintae Clock
by Chef Boy R Deranged June 07, 2025
Founded in 2014, Clock co has spread from the USA to Israel and more places soon. However, Clock co USA has shut down recently.
by Goomba420 March 28, 2023
by Alejandro Cabello September 06, 2021
The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.
Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.
Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
by holmesd March 08, 2019
Person 1: What happened to alexei
Person 2: He lives and im going to verify my clock to make sure its not midnight
:Verify your clock instensifies:
Person 2: He lives and im going to verify my clock to make sure its not midnight
:Verify your clock instensifies:
by Pool-Hul June 03, 2024
Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
by Ding Dong Ching Chong November 28, 2019