clapped

to be considered mentally stupid or dumb

jacob: 4x4 is 44
bob: are you clapped bro its 16 not fuckin 44

by radius97 April 28, 2023

Clapped

The Swiss Army knife of words, the holy grail that can be sprinkled into any sentence.

Adj. An object that is beaten, broken, ugly, or of terrible condition

Adj. A lower class woman who has been passed around, a hoe if you will.

That truck is clapped the fuck out, look at all the rust

Those wheels are clapped, you curbed the fuck out of them

She’s clapped bro, she’s been passed around I wouldn’t attempt

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Clapped Lisa

A lovely, sexy painting made by Demarcus Cousins The Third (JiDion). It took a million millenniums to forge in the caverns and ravines from the ancient mountaintops of Caucasus.

Person 1:"Yo bro, did you see the Clapped Lisa?"
Person 2:"Yeah man! It was so hot"

by BrolicBlackLover May 5, 2023

Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

Capparoni and Cheese

Originating from the Word "Cap" but adding a little bit of spice.

When someone says a straight out lie that makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could pass for your mama's home made goodness.

Friend 1: Girl, I got a date with Jack Harlow tonight!!
Friend 2: That's Capparoni and Cheese my guy, ain'y no way you got a date with him.
Friend 1: I know I just wanted to see your reaction.

by Capparoni And Cheese May 26, 2023

Clapping Farts

When you butt cheeks smack together and make a clapping sound, because you're farting so violently.

I knew I had to take a dump, when the clapping farts came out my ass.

by NastyN8G June 15, 2023

Clapped

The past tense of clap.

He clapped at how amazing her performance was.

by Swissofis July 5, 2023