fatt cain

The nickname for MLB pitcher Matt Cain. The tub of lard that pitches for the San Francisco Giants. Is massively overrated by a fluke scoreless streak in the 2010 postseason, despite catching every possible break and having horrible secondary stats to back up the performance. Also overrated for his regular season numbers that are proven to be extremely lucky and a product of being a fly ball pitcher in a pitchers park. See: fluke trash

Uneducated fan: dood did you see matt cain pitch 6.2 scoreless innings in the playoffs?? he is GOD!!! BETTER THAN LINCECUM HE DIDNT HAVE A SCORELESS STREAK

Educated fan: who the hell is matt cain? You mean fatt cain, the fatass fluke piece of trash on the giants?

by orpheuS. November 4, 2010

dirty chai

A drink made of chai and a shot of espresso. Makes many girls horny.

Prima: Heyy honey, I had a dirty chai just now.
Secunda: Awesome.
Prima: Fuck me.

by cathen March 17, 2009

chai tea latte

The best thing ever. Like a chai tea, except it has that foamed latte stuff on top.

Yum! Chai tea latte!

by Dispute Of The Lemon Tea August 24, 2007

Chainy

Colloquialism for chainman or chainperson

A Land Surveyor's useless assistant of whom is unfortunately necessary for the day to day operation of land surveying practices.

Hey chainy, go and sharpen my brush hook.

by another disgruntled surveyor January 20, 2011

caine train

Hopping aboard a night of massive consumption of cocaine

It looks like JJ's been riding the caine train.

All aboard! It's time to catch the caine train

by Krispy February 27, 2004

chainsaw

Normally a power tool. Recently used as the weapon of choice in a multitude of gore films.

Cody loves Chainsaws because that's what the villian uses to kill his victims.

by Cody Wessel September 11, 2006

Polish Chainsaw

The act of attaching a vibrator and a dildo together, and using this object to pleasure ones self.

"Abby seems to be walking funny"

"That's because she got that Polish Chainsaw"

by Italianone March 15, 2009