Canada's History

a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon

the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.

Canadian bacon is made using Canada's history.

by C Nation February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup into the Stanley cup, dipping moose antlers into the syrup and then trying to fit the moose antlers into any and every orifice humanly conceivable.

Sean Hannity partakes in Canada's History whenever and wherever he craves maple syrup.

by Aerophagia February 5, 2010

Canada's History

When one takes the Stanley cup, a vat of maple syrup, moose antlers, twin midgets dressed up as Mounties, three double-gay hermaphrodites dressed up as Rush, and then you REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL THIS SEX ACT IS RENAMED THE COLBMERICA!

I would love to perform the Colbmerica with all you lovely people, but unfortunately it's called Canada's History, so you'll have to return those costumes.

by NakedAngry February 5, 2010

Canada's history

a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant

paul: hey mike, how it go last night?

mike: o man we did canada's history!!

paul: really?!

mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history

by tayson 88 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The act of felching an animal, storing the product in your cheeks, and reinserting said material, under pressure, back into the original source animal.

Man I went to see a Canada's History show and threw up all over place.

by speedbox February 5, 2010

Canada

A country like any other, only difference is that citizens are much more arrogant, beer that taste like most of it's water, free healthcare my ass (you pay for other peoples from taxes),getting insurance, driver licenses tries to bleed you out with every cent, lots of people with no job because they rather take money from the government=more potheads, same amount of crime, watches jersey shore like anybody else, same amount of corruption cept it's legal, inexperienced doctors, cold as fucking hell, not as multicultural as people say, done nothing to actually keep the peace, obsesed with hockey even thought 3/4th of the world doesn't even play it(they had a riot over a GAME, and they called americans dumb, amazing!). Military side: shitty military force, they called a machine the chink machine today because chinese people did that station before the machine in bc. Alberta bitch threaten to have me deported because she thought i was hitting on her even though i'm a citizen. cops handcuffed my dad because he was fishing in a no fishing zone(not even that the cop was constantly swearing at him in front of my younger sibling, he actually had to say "officer we are both civilized people can you not swear in front of my kids," and what did the cop say..."well aren't you a criminal?"During the fight between america and the japanese they sent japanese-canadian citizen to concentration camps in stead of helping out in the war. And shall i go on?

Canadian:OH CANADA HAS FREE HEALTH CARE, UH LESS CRIME AND UH UH LESS RACIST PEOPLE, YEAH THAT'S IT

American:hmm I don't think so it's the same as everywhere else your overreacting I've been there before.

Canadian: UUUHHH AMERICA HAS WAR ALL THE TIME AND STUFF AND CRIME IS SUPPER BAD!!!!!

American:Well have you actually been there before.

Canadian:UHH NO.....BUT I BET IT'LL BE LIKE WHAT I SAID!!!!

American:*sigh*

by PoweeMAN December 4, 2011

Canada

America's hat.

Sometimes it gets cold in America, so that's why we have Canada.

by Gho$tface Kill@h August 28, 2008