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Crashturbate

The act of masturbating too much in a short period of time, causing your penis to hurt, and can no longer/need to masturbate.
When home alone, I usually get carried away and Crashturbate.
by ArcHezus December 11, 2011
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Crashtexting

The act of creating a text message so long by spamming the same word or phrase that it crashes the victims phone. And sometimes the typer's depending on length.

Usually done by copying the text and pasting it over and over until it increases in length exponentially. Most potent if done in a large group chat.
Person 1: Damn I got crashtexted last night.

Person 2: What was the message?

Person 1: lelelleelell <insert 84713 more characters>

Person 2: YOU JUST CRASHED MY PHONE I WAS SCARED SHITLESS

Person 1: lel

Crashtexting means to be spammed with an extremely long message and it crashes your device.
by Meowmeowsmasher June 27, 2016
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Crashon

“Could you spit this crashon in my mouth
by Bork_bork September 27, 2018
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Crashed

You heard bout dat nigga trey d jit was tryna fight and got his ahh crashed
by Mr kfn April 8, 2021
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Model Plane Crasher

When a guy is having sex doggie style with a model and just before he is about to "land" he yanks the models arms (wings) out from underneath her and she skids on her boobs across the bed like a plane wreck.
Dave took home this hot model last night and gave her a old fashioned plane crash. He said she had major nipple burn from skidding across the runway. Classic Model Plane Crasher
by Mr.Magooru November 26, 2010
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cashed-up

v. having a lot of cash to spend.

Usually referring to "cashed-up bogans": members of the great unwashed who have come into money and are moving up in society by buying a house in a more upmarket suburb. Unfortunately, you can take the boy from Balga, but you can't take Balga from the boy.
The cashed-up bogans are taking over the neighbourhood: it's time to move house.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 23, 2010
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Cash Broke

When a person is out of money but has money on a credit card, Visa and/or a voucher.
Person 1: "Hey want to go to the movies"

Person 2: "Nah man I'm cash broke, and i don't want to spend any money on my card"

Person 1: Yea I'm cash broke too.
by iwillsteel4u January 8, 2012
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