Happy Cow

The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!

Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D

by The Cow That Went Poof September 1, 2013

polish cow

DANCE

POLISH COW YEAH YEAH YEAH

by damn the milk December 21, 2020

frau cow

miss almasi. an evil german teacher.

frau cow is such a bitch.

by lexi June 10, 2006

donkey cow

a fat cum-guzzling bitch who has absolutely no use in society

That fucking bitch ass donkeycow lisa, i hope she chokes on her fucking chicken whopper.

by j August 21, 2003

Harvest Moon Cow

The beast that gamers sacrifice to their heathen god, to ensure plentiful apple fritters, and also because they are violent little psychos.

Gamer1 "we scarifice the Harvest Moon Cow to you, for plentifull apple fritters"
Gamer2 "awesome" (he's not the god, we think)

by RTOONS42 June 16, 2009

slop cow

The fat girl who cleans up at the orgy

Joan was the honorary slop cow at the frat house last Friday

by bnutts May 21, 2005

epileptic_cow

#nr1baddieatminecraftpvp lake owened

Epileptic cow is so bad at pvp hahahaha XD epileptic_cow sux lel

by leptune September 11, 2013