Car ride porta-pody 

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

Car ride porta-pody by Toscanini March 14, 2021

Car-Wee 

Another name for Carley, but car-wees are more advanced and independent from the others. Car-wees can pleasure you with any of there hypnotic abilities. Just hop in that car and go wee!

Get your own car-wee

Car-Wee by Car-wees March 23, 2021

Car Lust 

When you truly love the looks, feel, and power of an automobile.

after seeing that 1957 Fairlane Jason won't stop looking at pictures of it, he must have some kind of Car Lust.

Car Lust by TheCatOfAges April 8, 2021

Car Seat Bitch

A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.

Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”

Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist

Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap

Car Seat Bitch by Bonkripper7666 April 11, 2021

Car Unicorn 

That one car that you wish you could get back; the one that has given you the most trouble but you love it anyway

My 1999 honda accord 4 door was my car unicorn because even though she gave me rough times she was still the best car i know.

Car Unicorn by Honda-Man May 3, 2021

Car Shield 

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

Car Shield by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

Car Month of July

The month of July is the official Car month for all car enthusiasts.

July first is the first day of “car month of July”

Car Month of July by Josh08gts July 1, 2021