Caddywanky

The act of jerking it in a cadillac

bob: ya i was getting really hard in my uncles cadillac, so i just went for some good old caddywanky

by thisniggaiscray February 26, 2013

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cadaver cunt

A vagina so bad in shape it practically smells foul like cadaver meat.

Derp: Dude I banged that chick last night and my dick still stinks foul from her cadaver cunt.

by General Talal July 24, 2012

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Cadillac Balls

When you're too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man's Caddy to get there and then you STILL get rejected.

Jake was too damn cheap to fly down to Miami so the idiot DROVE there to make love to Samantha and found out she REALLY ONLY liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from Cadillac Balls that week.

by JSP2 September 13, 2012

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A regular "shit" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to other peoples "rancid ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac shit" experience !

"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a mothafucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac shit !"

by Mad Honky August 16, 2014

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Cadillac Widow

A girl whose man buys a new car (for example a Cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.

Girl #1: "Hey, what's up with Stacey lately? She seems kinda depressed?"
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "

by Nonononononononononononono April 26, 2015

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