Cream Burrito

when a person takes apart an Oreo cookie, takes out the cream filling, rolls it up which resembles a burrito

"My Oreo split perfectly! So I'm going to make a cream burrito with it!"

by tl203 July 5, 2012

Pizza Burrito

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.

A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.

by AuburnSass September 24, 2013

stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

by wonkalicious November 15, 2013

prison burrito

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.

Let's have a prison burrito!

by Spasticgal December 6, 2013

Swap Burritos

When a couple gives each-other oral in less that 10 minutes since you ate burritos.

boyfriend - so you want to swap burritos?
girlfriend - it might make me puke
boyfriend - thats ok

by RAZONBRAND September 26, 2014

Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.

My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.

by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015

Loaded burrito

The process of five or more mexicans having an anal orgy while cramped in a vehicle fleeing across the United States border.

That loaded burrito in the back will make it hard to cross the border due to the noise.

by Poopybacon22 October 2, 2015