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Truck Driver's Breakfast 

An unhealthy or unsanitary meal eaten after a big night out. Typically includes carcinogenic foods available from your local servo and supplemented with uppers or downers. Eaten purely for convenience as opposed to nutritional value, hence the prefix Truck Driver's.

Foods eaten for breakfast that can conveniently be held in one-hand while the other is used for driving: chiko rolls, suasage rolls, pies, hotdogs, pluto pups, spring rolls, dim sims etc. Deep fried, pastry-covered or battered is imperative.
eg: After a trashy night out Joey treated herself to a Truck Driver's Breakfast: a joint, a pie and a blue powerade.
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i can see what she had for breakfast 

HER SKIRT OR SHORTS IS SO SHORT I CAN SEE HER GENITALS
A girl bends over showing everything ..
I can see what she had for breakfast.
Canadian slang.

Sticky Breakfast Bun 

When a girl gets anally violated at night while she is sleeping and wakes up with cum all over her asshole.
My 3 dirty mexican friends gave this poor girl a sticky breakfast bun the other night.

continental breakfast 

Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."

Bulgarian Breakfast 

when a man cracks an egg into a woman's vagina, then procedes to fuck her, thus scrambling the eggs. the woman then squats over a pan, let's the mixture run out, and they scramble the eggs. enjoy!
we made the bulgarian breakfast together. it was delicious.
Bulgarian Breakfast by ryan phelan January 13, 2008

Balanced breakfast 

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.
i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed

Bachelor Breakfast 

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).
Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!