Mung board

A mythical board that is supposedly designed for use when one goes to mung. (It's great for absurd substitutions in just about any Beach boys songs about surf boards.)

Wax up the mung board and let's drive to the cemetary.

by JohnK May 22, 2005

Crag Boar

A boar found in World of Warcraft. it is extremly weak. Noobs use it to gain levs. Often seen dead in large numbers

OMFG look at all thouse dead Crag boars lol!!

noob: ohh help plz im getting pwned by a Crag boar!
me: lol noob!

by Jueses December 14, 2008

sweaty boater

a boater (or son of a boater/daughter of a boater) that sweats while and/or after and/or before raging his/her ass off and/or or raging out hard as fuck

UB1 - Look at the pit stains on that guy on the dance floor rockin 3buttonsout!

UB2 - "What a sweaty boater."

by boater brigade May 4, 2008

jon boat

a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.

Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"

"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)

by JDAM! July 8, 2010

Worm Boarding

Worm Boarding is the act of placing a large cardboard box on top of a longboard and riding down a hill with 2 or more people inside of said box. Usually a refrigerator or water heater box works best. The bigger the hill, the better.

Dude #1 - Hey budday, let's go find a sick hill to worm board down!!!

Dude #2 - Count me in, I love Worm Boarding!!! And i'm not your budday, friend...

by Kevro10 August 10, 2010

Death Boarding

A fierce high speed battle in which two people speed down a highway clutching a bandana, the person holding on at the end is the winner. It's like skate boarding, except safer

Fry: What's Death boarding?
Kid: It's like skateboarding except half the time someone dies
Fry: Oh, so it's safer than skateboading

by futurama fan December 28, 2010

message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.

Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011