Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).

Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER

by TheFavoriteOfSeven December 22, 2020

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best friend's girl

you just don't go there

(boy1) "hmm, i really like this girl
(boy2) "but isn't that your best friend's girl ?"
(boy1) "yeah so?"
(boy2) "bro don't even go there"

by sleepyadolescent July 15, 2016

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Best friend (guy)

Someone you secretly like but just don't want to admit it. Most of the time something will happen between them at some point, if they want it to or not.

Girl: I don't like him!! He's just my best friend (guy)

Guy: I bet you'll fuck him

by You're all cunts bye April 1, 2016

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best hot chocolate

When you have heated anal sex with feces still in the anus. This heat and movement turns the fecal matter into a substance that resembles hot chocolate

Dear god my wife gave me the best hot chocolate last night!

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

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Best striker itw

The best striker in the world is commonly referred to as Harry Edward Kane MBE. Kane received this title in the 2014/15 season as he lit up the premier league at a young age. He has continued giving defenders nightmares ever since, especially Arsenal and Leicester City defenders.

Aubameyang fan: “hey who’s the best striker itw?”
Intellectual: “Not Aubameyang, it’s definitely Harry Kane.”
Aubameyang fan: “aight safe I’ll rep Kane from now on.”

by celsoball May 27, 2020

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