Giant Beaver

A beaver that grew too big to be called an almost-giant beaver, beaver or small beaver.

Student: ROFLMAO WTF its a giant beaver!!!!!
Teacher: I know, I put it there
Student2: WTF WTF WTFFFFFFFFFF! A small beaver
Teacher: WTFFFFFFFFFF argh!! That beaver is not wearing clothes
Student: ...

by UBERWAZU January 15, 2006

beaver-owl

Someone who is outrageously ugly, so ugly you cannot liken them to anything else.

' I dont care if Andy was that pissed, there's no way he should have shagged THAT beaver-owl! '

by WeeFace May 16, 2008

Beaver

Great creature that has greatly cute teeth and tails.

That cute beaver is soooooooooooooooooo cute.

by AviverTheBeaver April 1, 2019

Beaver Tail

A poop so big it not only looks like a beaver's tail, but it acts like a dam in your toilet

Norman! You did it again. You plugged up the toilet with that beaver tail!

by D-brown May 19, 2020

armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 2, 2010

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart

Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

by 2tonjackperiwinkle March 11, 2011

Pole Beaver

The term is similar to "Land Beaver" but referring to a female strippers vagina

Did you see that strippers pole beaver?

by VwS Executioner April 7, 2016