beachpatong

When someone is analy terrorised and then made to eat turkey.

Ima beachpatong yo' ass tomorrow

by Chris Peak January 6, 2005

Beach Pack

A creative yet functional tote roomy enough for a Slut Pack and fashionable for any trip to the Beach Water.

Hey playa, nuff frontin' the Beach Pack, I gotsta get my 40 water to the Inkwell yo - holla!

by Jeff Frankenren November 14, 2005

beach-walkers

Shoes used to walk along the beach;
Flip-flops, thong sandals.

You look crazy wearing those beach-walkers with those socks..

by Salynn October 8, 2008

Beachmere

A crapshack suburb which lies on the outskirts of Caboolture. Its name is misleading, there is no beach in beachmere, just a man made sewerage lake that tends to smell rather unpleasant which causes most of the residents to hallucinate and think that there is a beach there.

Girl: Hey wanna go hang at the beachmere beach
Guy: Pft, there's no beach in beachmere its just a sewerage lake

by Dr Coolio June 21, 2011

Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.

This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.

by TheObsure February 18, 2015

[Rockaway Beach]

A very small town in Oregon that consists of seagulls, cheap tourist merchandise and about 12 people that never have anything to do. Ever.

The Pronto Pup, a brand of corn dog, was invented at Rockaway Beach in the late 1930s. Nothing else has happened since.

by A Greene August 11, 2008

Rod the Beach Bum

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".

How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.

by Jeremy E January 17, 2008