gay bastard

one who preferes the penis in the mouth; one who partakes in extremely homoerotic activities

Damn!! that guy is an extremely gay bastard.

by X February 25, 2003

Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".

Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.

Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

by Grouthor April 2, 2010

Bastard

From Stalin-era Russia, an affectionate term similar to 'comrade', a pro-communist term of endearment.

"Have some of my vodka, you cheeky bastard!"

by Mike Hodgson June 10, 2008

Sneaky bastard

before you finger a girl go to the bathroom then get jizz on your finger then finger the girl.

Dude i gave that girl a sneaky bastard last night

by volcomkidd March 22, 2009

ginger bastard

A stingy ginger git who once had sex with a poodle

OMG! That ginger bastard is shagging my dog!

by Chav Hunter January 14, 2005

bastard

one of many options checked for use in heavy industry, the bastard is the medium to heavy humble servent to the masterkraftsman of the shop floor. known and renowned for takes the edge off of unagreeable finish,mark you watch that bastard shunt.

hail bastard, fucking hail!

by silencut March 1, 2009