bashtard

a noise made by a tramp as he/she drunkenly attempts to convey their feelings into words while pissing themselves and falling into a brickwall.

Bill and Tom are walking along when a Tramp steps out from a street corner and does a Bashtard.

by Jubbles January 7, 2007

ginger bastard

a.i
need i say more stuart

hell if only i was made the proper way

by a known hater July 20, 2004

Shitfaced Bastard

1. When your face is covered in excrement and you don't have a father OR;
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard

Jonny: Prick.

Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...

by sheeprule November 8, 2006

black bastard

Big pupil eyes, normally used to explain someone using a psychedelic drug.

joe- "Look at your eyes You black bastard! Did you get some LSD?"
karl- "Yes!"

by daytripper60 November 10, 2009

russian bastard

when i girls sucking ur cock and she bites it off

fucking bitch u bit my cock off u russian bastard!

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

Dirty Sanchez Bastard

A derogatory term used only in the most extreme situations as to where you are yelling during an unrehearsed fit toward any communistic authority figure. i.e. a principal, president, boss, etc.

(Random conversation until random sighting of school principal.)
Brit: Freeman! You took away my freedom you Dirty Sanchez Bastard!!!

by Cody Bull March 25, 2007

lazy bastard

Usually when someone is too stupid to look something up for themselves, normally because they're a n00b, they're a lazy bastard.

Mu$e :: Do you need t oregister HL2 to play it ?
Bosseye :: Yes, and you somehow managed to miss 1000s of threads on the exact same thing, you lazy bastard.
Mu$e :: What do you expect, I'm a n00b.

by Plutonium Chihuahua December 3, 2004