Barney

Barney is, well, it's me! My name is Barney, and I really enjoy being....'different' from the rest!

'Hi Barney!' Said Polly, the sister of Barney

by polly April 7, 2005

bob barker

a poop or a turd.. aka a kenny. usually large although sometimes not so much

"Man I just dropped a huge bob barker in that bowl. It was sorta black, what does that mean?"

"I think it means your stomach's bleeding, that's weird. Anyway yeah i took a bob barker and it hurt man."

that sucks.

by jarchrist December 11, 2007

Barney

A Thin Ginger Drunk Person

Hey look there goes a Barney

by Cyril Snear August 26, 2007

barker burger

Dog Poo... noun.... the dog is delivering a barker burger. To remove said burger one must do Barker Burger Duty.

Son there is a barker burger on the back lawn, do your duty and pick it up.

by tj tara September 8, 2007

Banner Bombing

Tactic developed by Sir Christoff Wagenaar as a means to undermine and defeat rival fans, haters, or just plain people you want to humiliate. You go to My-Banners.com and find or make a banner that you know the person will hate, then upload it and tag it to their page, leaving a banner across the top. BOOSH!!!

Kat: (Red Sux Fan) Chris:(Yankees Fan) Kat: "Hey Chris, Rex Sux Ruleee!" Chris: "Bitch, Please" Banner Bombing on Kat's wall: "Yankees" Across the top POW POW!

by Jorgen Von Stranglebuff July 29, 2011

barney

the most annoying dinosaur that poops out little kids and eats them again then it starts all over this is called the poopasauris rex cycle

Noodle: Do you watch barney? Me: no. You: Barney r like cancer it r contageousz it r scary we r die it no. Barnie: spoop

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbm, July 31, 2016

pearl barber

v. - To use electric clippers or scissors to remove hair from an unsuspecting victim, preferably while they are sleeping

Dude has passed out and it's only 10:30!

Let's pearl barber him!

by Jasonomics February 29, 2008