Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

Banana Parcel

A slang term for female genitalia

Cor, bet she's got a tasty banana parcel!

by AyKay86 January 20, 2010

Banana Carpet

When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.

Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.

by Egua November 6, 2018

stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

Banana Plane

A Vanossgaming reference from the video GTA 5 Online Funny Moments - Under Map Glitch, Epic Fails, White Circle Easter Egg! Not to be confused with Banana Bus.

Vanoss: Look the banana plane!
H20 Delirious: I know a glitch let's use it!

by Publord Corgi July 17, 2018

roundhouse banana

The act of putting a banana in the girls anus and having her spin around shaking swinging her legs like she doing a roundhouse kick until it flys out. An extra challenge is trying to get it to fly into the partners mouth.

“why are you wearing a eye patch brandon”
“ marsha and me tried doing a roundhouse banana last night”

by G-gangsta December 2, 2019

Gray Banana

An occurrence that happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and falls asleep with the penis still inserted. The male wakes up to find his flaccid penis soggy and curved, with a gray tint to it - resembling a banana.

Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were soo tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016